Viva Soap Cock Wash

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Viva Soap Cock Wash

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Thinking of showing your cock at the next Royal Show? Make your cock the envy of the show & wash it with our Cock Wash soap! It turns an average cock into a champion morning glory each & every wash!

Yep, the joke that won't stop!

Our "naughty soap" range started out as a joke when a friend, commenting on our Dog Wash bar soap, noted that there was no wash for pussies...

Well we made a wash for the pussy. And a wash for the rooster. And a wash for the donkey. It's a great wash and a great gift for all those crazy cats out there with a sense of humour and adventure! We've ALL got one of those people in our life! More than likely it will be your grandparents!

The good news is that aside from the joke packaging it is a divinely creamy wash that will leave your friends panting for more. 

  • 100% Palm Oil Free
  • Never Tested on Animals
  • Paraben & Sulfate Free
  • Free of Artificial Colours
  • Vegan 
  • Handmade with Love
  • 100% Pure Essential Oils
  • Biodegradable with zero waste  
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    Directions for Use:

    For the creamiest lather be sure to use a sponge, loofah or wash cloth. Thoroughly rinse skin and pat dry. However, it is always great to grab a bar in hand and directly wash with it all over!

    Be sure to leave your bar well drained between use to extend its life.

    Once a week you could use this blend with an exfoliating mitt. A weekly exfoliation is a great way to improve skin health, tone and texture. Exfoliation refines the pores of your skin, removes any build up of dry skin or impurities and opens the way for moisturising.

    Ingredients

    Coconut Oil, Olive Oil, Shea Butter, Lye, Pure Essential Oils.

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