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Hairy Sink Love
Bleary eyed, you stumble into the bathroom to begin the morning grooming process only to find the sink COVERED in facial hair trimmings. Seriously, how can one human create this mess of facial hair EVERY SINGLE DAY??? Just as you begin to rage gargle mouthwash while thinking of all the passive aggressive ways to bring this mess up to your partner, the smell of coffee and bacon wafts in and you remember that you are hopelessly in love with a generous, kind, breakfast-making sweetheart. You love that hairy beast of a man with all your heart in spite of his grooming missteps.
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